teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!
homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e
what a beautiful person
And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies.
Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.
my love for this post reaches no limits
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
– Dita von Teese (via funeralfaerie)
– literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via gnarly)
my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look
i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything
today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.