evilscientist:

teacher: your homework will only have 4 problems!

homework: 1a 1b 1c 1d 1e 2a 2b 2c 2d 2e 3a 3b 3c 3d 3e 4a 4b 4c 4d 4e

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

hazeldeeznuts:

snerkflerks:

sleeping-horizontally:

holdingmythoughtsinmyheart:

what a beautiful person

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

my love for this post reaches no limits

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world and there’s still going to be someone who hates peaches.”

– Dita von Teese  (via funeralfaerie)

“why are you so shy”

– literally the dumbest question to ask a shy person ever (via gnarly)

oknope:

my diet plan:
- make all of my friends cupcakes, the fatter they get the thinner i look 

intensional:

i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

sweptoutofmymind:

today I burned my tongue on a piece of pizza and I think that it’s a very strong metaphor that sometimes the things you love most in life will hurt you.